Sylvester Stallone is launching a new clothing line in 2012.    It gets better.  No really.  My favorite tag line, “Ed Hardy too subtle for your style? Then you’re in luck. In 2012, Sylvester Stallone is going to launch his own line of menswear.” It’s supposed to be “men’s lifestyle brand inspired by his turns in Rocky and Rambo.”

WOW!  Things I never thought I would hear:  Ed Hardy and subtle and Rocky/Rambo men’s clothing line.  What’s a cross between this:

and this:

Whatever it is, it should be interesting.  Mark your calendars ladies, I’m sure the man in your life will thank you.  Not to mention, Ed Hardy is on it’s way out.  I won’t share my real feelings on Ed Hardy.  I’ll keep that highly personal opinion to myself.

Maybe David Beckham will be the spokesmodel?

No?  Oh well, I guess the red bandanna and fatigues is not quite his look.